The thread: Not every game is a number
Hackenbush is a numeral
Draw a stalk of coloured edges. Read it as a string, blue for one and red for zero, and the string is the binary expansion of what the position is worth. Not approximately — exactly, and the site computes it both ways and refuses to build if they disagree.
Domineering
One player places dominoes vertically, the other horizontally, on a shared grid. The rules take one line, the values are a mess, and that mess is the point — this is what the theory looks like applied to a game nobody designed for it.
The simplicity rule
When both players' options are numbers, the position is worth the simplest number strictly between them. Not the midpoint, not the average, and the difference between "simplest" and "middle" is the entire content of the rule.
Toads and Frogs
Toads shuffle right, frogs shuffle left, and either may jump over one of the other. A strip six cells long is worth exactly up. Another six-cell strip is worth exactly down. Nobody has a formula for which.
Cooling
Charge a tax on every move and a fight becomes a number. The height of tax at which that happens is the temperature — so cooling is not a technique for finding the temperature, it is what the temperature is.
Infinitesimals
Some positions are positive — Left wins them whoever moves first — and smaller than every positive number, including a millionth and a millionth of that. They are the values that decide close games, and the smallest of them is a single move's worth of nothing.
An outcome with no value behind it
Retrograde analysis labels positions in rounds, outward from the ones already lost. Whatever is still blank when nothing more can be deduced is a draw — and there is no separate test for a draw, because a draw is exactly the residue the method never reaches.
One board, two rules
Col forbids painting next to your own colour. Snort forbids painting next to your opponent's. One word differs, the boards are identical, and the values that come out are not the same kind of object.
The day a number is born
Start with a position in which neither player can move, apply one rule, and the numbers appear — but only the fractions with a power of two underneath, and only in a particular order. That order is what "simplest" means.
Worth nothing, and worth fighting for
A switch is a position both players want to move in. Its average value can be zero while the difference between getting there first and second is enormous, and that gap is a second number every position carries.
The numbers came out of the game
The construction is always taught numbers first and games second, and the discovery ran the other way. Conway arrived at the number system from positions, which is why the definition quantifies over sets of previously built objects rather than over cuts — and why it produces a genuinely different collection at every finite stage.
The notation was the argument
Up, star and the brace form are not abbreviations for case analyses. They are the claim that these objects add — and the arithmetic they support is arithmetic that no table of outcomes could ever produce, because two positions with identical outcomes can have different sums.
The nimbers multiply
Nim-addition is exclusive-or and everybody meets it first. There is also a multiplication, defined by the same take-the-least-value-not-forced manoeuvre as the mex — and it makes the nimbers below sixteen a field, with every axiom checked here and an inverse for every non-zero value.
Tiny, miny, and the sizes below every size
An empty two-by-four Domineering board is worth less than nothing and more than every negative number. It is not up, not down and not a fraction — it is a miny, and the minies come in sizes, strictly ordered among themselves below a floor no number reaches.
The tartan theorem
The nimbers are a field, with a multiplication defined by a mex-style rule that looks like an algebraist's amusement. Lay two coin-turning games on a grid and the Grundy value of each square is the nimber product of its two coordinates — which is the point at which the multiplication stops being a curiosity and starts computing answers.
Confused is not the same as unknown
Two positions can be neither greater, nor smaller, nor equal. That is a fourth relation with its own symbol, it is a fact about the pair rather than a limit of the method, and it is what makes a game worth playing — a position is a first-player win exactly when it is confused with zero.
The strip nobody has a formula for
Some toads, a gap, some frogs. Two counts and a spacing is the whole description, and the values that come out of it are integers, stars, switches with eighth-point options and a down — four classes inside one two-parameter family, which is why nobody has written the formula.
Maundy Cake
Cutcake with one word added: a cut must divide the piece into equal parts. The values are still whole numbers, and the rule this site has been repeating about them is false — over all 1,296 cakes to 36×36 the largest-odd-divisor account has 946 counterexamples. What survives is a count of prime factors, and it says who wins without saying by how much.
Where the fight stops
Keep taking the biggest thing on offer until somebody is left facing a number, and the number reached is a stop. Every position has two of them, one for each player moving first, and between them they say how a fight ends — except for the part of it no number can reach.
The values of every small board
Thirty Domineering rectangles, every value computed from the moves rather than looked up. The 1×n row obeys a formula and the 2×n row does not: its outcomes run L N N R three times over and then 2×13 comes out worth exactly 0, and its temperatures climb to 19/16 and fall back without settling.
What a move is worth to the player making it
The gain from a move is the option minus the position it was played from — and that is a game rather than a number, so two moves can be incomparable instead of one of them being best. Temperature is what happens when the largest of those games is asked for a single number.
Amazons on one line
A board one square high is small enough to evaluate completely: every strip from two to ten squares with one amazon a side is 37,886 positions taking 81 distinct values, and every one of them is an integer, a switch, a number plus a star, or a bare star. Not one is a fraction — and forcing the arrow onto the square just vacated, which takes a freedom away rather than adding one, produces 1,196 that are.
The values that are their own negatives
Every game satisfies G + (−G) = 0, so a game equal to its own negative satisfies G + G = 0 — it has order two in a group whose elements otherwise have infinite order. The nimbers do. So does ±1, on sight. Over the 1,474 values born by day three there are 30 of them and only four are nimbers, every one of the 900 sums of two is another, and the equality test and a symmetry of the written form agree 1,474 times out of 1,474.
Taking from the ends
End-Nim is Nim's board with a player at each end, and it takes one sentence to state. Not one of its 5,460 small positions is worth a non-zero number — the game is all-small, so zero is the only number any of them can reach — and there are 2,693 distinct values between them. The outcome says a great deal more: 4,738 of those positions are won by the same player whoever moves, and on two heaps the rule is that the larger end wins.