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Clobber — the series

3 essays on one idea, from the one that introduces it to the one that assumes the rest.
  1. Clobber: every value smaller than every number. Blue and red stones on a small board. A move takes one of your own stones onto an orthogonally adjacent enemy stone, which is removed. Because adjacency is symmetric, a player has a move exactly when the opponent does — so no position can ever be worth a whole move to anybody, and every value that comes out is an infinitesimal.

    A game where nobody can be ahead in moves

    A blue stone beside a red one is a move for both players at once. So neither player can run out while the other still has something to do — and every value the game produces is smaller than every positive number, by the shape of the rule rather than by inspection.

    part 1 · positions
  2. Clobber: every value smaller than every number. Blue and red stones on a small board. A move takes one of your own stones onto an orthogonally adjacent enemy stone, which is removed. Because adjacency is symmetric, a player has a move exactly when the opponent does — so no position can ever be worth a whole move to anybody, and every value that comes out is an infinitesimal.

    One row of Clobber

    Every string of blue, red and empty squares up to eight long — 9,840 rows — carries one of only 111 values, and every one of them is infinitesimal. A third of the rows are worth exactly zero. Six alternating stones are worth zero and eight are worth a form that takes four lines to print, so the values do not simplify as the row grows: they explode, while the row stays trivial to describe.

    part 2 · positions
  3. What an approximation is worth. Every pair of Clobber rows up to six squares, judged twice: by their up-brackets and by the comparison itself. The bracket is never wrong where it speaks, and most of what it declines to answer has no answer.

    When the bracket decides

    A Clobber row's value is an all-small game nobody can hold in their head, so the practical answer is the up-bracket: a pair of integers between which its atomic weight must lie. As an approximation it is worth exactly what it settles — 1,585 of 7,875 pairs of rows are ordered by it, every one of those orders is right, and of the 6,290 it declines, 4,222 have no answer either.

    part 3 · positions

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