The mex, and the rules that cannot replace it

Six candidate rules for the value of an impartial position, each a function of its options' values, run over the same subtraction game. The top strip is the truth. Every candidate but the mex assigns zero to a position somebody wins, or a non-zero value to a position somebody loses, and the circle marks the first heap where each one does it — which is why two people reaching for the same rule four years apart is evidence about the rule rather than about them.

1 essay calls mex-alternatives. The drawing above is what it returns with no arguments at all; every call below passes it something, because a placement that passes nothing draws whichever member of the family the generator happens to default to rather than the one its essay argues about.